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	<title>The Ass Frito</title>
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	<description>&#34;There ain&#039;t no corn in my pants.&#34;</description>
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		<title>I can make my vacuum sound like a bull with a cactus pear in its asshole</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[loneliness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masturbation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[auto-erotic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high-pitched]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jet engine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pavlov]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vacuum]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes when I get sad and lonely I like to chase away my tears by putting my balls in the shopvac. Then the motor starts squealing like a rabbit getting its leg chewed off by a bobcat. Hearing that noise while my balls are getting hummed by the shopvac usually makes me have a orgasm [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-29/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=2000</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I guess [Ass Frito] thinks he&#8217;s funny and doesn&#8217;t realize how stupid he looks.&#8221; &#8211; Andy Rodriguez, funny/stupid expert]]></description>
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		<title>God punishes me by giving me a sticky cornpipe.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/god-punishes-me-by-giving-me-a-sticky-cornpipe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/god-punishes-me-by-giving-me-a-sticky-cornpipe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[anus]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caulk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greasy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[plaster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sticky turds]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1993</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today I evacuated my bowels so hard I was limping when I came out of the bathroom. Plus my arm hurts because of wiping so much. My turds are like glue and I don&#8217;t no why. I aint been eating any different. My boyfriend won&#8217;t put his cob in my butt because he says its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Beetles are my favorites.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/the-beetles-are-my-favorites/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/the-beetles-are-my-favorites/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[little chunks of corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beatles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[british invasion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fab four]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mop top]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1986</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The beetles are so cute and sexy. I can see why people called them the fab 4. I would let any of them pee on me (especialy ringo. he&#8217;s the one on the far left.).]]></description>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-28/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-28/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1983</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Have you considered running for president?&#8221; &#8211; Jamie Balsem]]></description>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-27/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-27/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 05:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1978</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;[The Ass Frito] is just a troll i think he would like to be the next perez hilton,his humour isnt original and he clearly steals content from beta&#8221; &#8211; Rubber Duck]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Boredom can&#8217;t beat the ass frito.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/boredom-cant-beat-the-ass-frito/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/boredom-cant-beat-the-ass-frito/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ASPCA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clarity of purpose and mind]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[earning a living]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loving pet owner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peanut butter and dogs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fetch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[man's best friend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[too much free time]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1962</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I get board I shove chicken wings up my ass pipe. Then I fart them out and see how many my dog can catch. That usually keeps me happy for about a hour.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Just cause I am a Mexican don&#8217;t mean I understand your stuped www words.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/just-cause-i-am-a-mexican-dont-mean-i-understand-your-stuped-www-word/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/just-cause-i-am-a-mexican-dont-mean-i-understand-your-stuped-www-word/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[diapers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[enlightenment]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the www internet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1614</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people keep using some fucked up words on the www. Like some people use the word rofl. I don&#8217;t know what rofl means. I also dont no what lol or brb means. I asked my nefew rudy (ww expart) and he said they are abreviatiens. But when I asked him what they stand for [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Music is the way human beings show the glory of the Lord.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/music-is-the-way-human-beings-show-the-glory-of-the-lor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/music-is-the-way-human-beings-show-the-glory-of-the-lor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[anus]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[talent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turd chute surprise]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american idol]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the sound of music]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1952</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes when I get the gas real bad I like take off my underpanties and put my ankles behind my head. I have very strong sphincter muscles so I can whistle songs out my anus by gently tugging on my goblin sack to change the notes. The song I like to whistle the best is [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Jesus is going to cure my homo ways.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/jesus-is-going-to-cure-my-homo-ways/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/jesus-is-going-to-cure-my-homo-ways/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christianity]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1940</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been a gay homosexual since I was 5. That was the first time my cousin Bucky and I played &#8220;turkey neck hide and seek&#8221; together. Since then I have made love (in butt) with many men, and I have had so much conflict. I am Christien and I have many friends in the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-26/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-26/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1931</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;So you are what? A queer, fat, Christian racist? I can&#8217;t tell whether I love you or hate you.&#8221; &#8211; Gordon R.]]></description>
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		<title>A new way to love the baby jesus</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/a-new-way-to-love-the-baby-jesus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/a-new-way-to-love-the-baby-jesus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[anus]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1900</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The other day I went to visit my friend. He is a catholac preist. His name is Father Poon. Father Poon was my first lover (very tender and gentel). Anyways I was telling father Poon about how I am a gay homo sinner and I feel guilty all the time for making love in my [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-25/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-25/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1918</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If the people behind this site are who I think they are, you are all wasting your talent, and I feel more sorry for you than ever. What a disappointment.&#8221; &#8211; A.D.]]></description>
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		<title>The Inbetweeners is a movie that will make you want to asphyxiate yourself</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/the-inbetweeners-is-a-movie-that-will-make-you-want-to-suffocate-yourself/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/the-inbetweeners-is-a-movie-that-will-make-you-want-to-suffocate-yourself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movie Reviews]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1911</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t watch The Inbetweeners, unless your the kind of person who likes to relax by putting your head up a buffalo&#8217;s asshole. If you do watch it, make sure you do it on a cheap t.v. because you&#8217;re going to want to shit on the screen and then destroy it with a baseball bat. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man&#8217;s Best Friend</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/mans-best-friend/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/mans-best-friend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ASPCA]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1855</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My dog&#8217;s name is Turd and he is my best friend. His real name is &#8220;dog has only three legs and falls down in his own shit&#8221; but I decided to name him Turd for short. I have had lot&#8217;s of dogs in my life. My first dog was named &#8220;Fuck.&#8221; That wasn&#8217;t the name [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-24/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-24/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1885</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I can only imagine what kind of people get up every day and add the noxious content to this site. I pity you.&#8221; &#8211; Jack Fletcher (big word user)]]></description>
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		<title>Homo sadness is like a deadly virus</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/homo-sadness-is-like-a-deadly-virus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/homo-sadness-is-like-a-deadly-virus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1758</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There ain&#8217;t but one homo club in my town (Liverslick texas). It&#8217;s called the Lopin&#8217; Buffalo. Anyways, I hang out there sometimes (alot) and I&#8217;ve made some good &#8220;friends&#8221; there. Anyways, I was hanging out down at the Lopin Buffalo  with a couple a my &#8220;friends&#8221;. There names are Geezer and Mule. They was giggling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t never let the ham hit your pussy or it will spell trouble.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/dont-never-let-the-ham-hit-your-pussy-or-it-will-mean-troubl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/dont-never-let-the-ham-hit-your-pussy-or-it-will-mean-troubl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ASPCA]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1718</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today, my &#8220;wife&#8221; got mad at me. She threw a ham at me but it missed and hit the cat. Then the cat screamed and jumped way up in the air. It&#8217;s tail was flying all over the place and it scared me bad. That made my  &#8221;wife&#8221; real upset, but I don&#8217;t know why. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-23/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-23/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1850</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You fuckin pig. Get a fuckin life.&#8221; &#8211; Anonymous pig hater]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Poetry is soothing and lovely for the soul: ode to turd</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/poetry-is-soothing-and-lovely-for-the-soul-ode-to-turd/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/poetry-is-soothing-and-lovely-for-the-soul-ode-to-turd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ASPCA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bacon grease]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[best of ass frito]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[finger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loving pet owner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peanut butter and dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[rapping]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you yall know this bout me but I am a tender homosexual man what is very in touch with his efeminine side. What that means is I am tender and caring. I love to hug and touch and finger. I love to watch soap oprahs and listen to tender music like [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>I just don’t understand why I can’t get no women.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/i-just-dont-understand-why-i-cant-get-no-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/i-just-dont-understand-why-i-cant-get-no-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beaver]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[God hates me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pussy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[buck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=410</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I think it would be good to try to be heterosexual, since thats what Jesus says. I go to church and the christians all tell me that I can dicide not to be a homo, so that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m trying right now. But I ain&#8217;t having no luck. I have hair and alot of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Paranormal Activity will make you cry and hug your pillow like a little girl</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/paranormal-activity-will-make-you-cr/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/paranormal-activity-will-make-you-cr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[accident in the pants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diapers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movie Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the satan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghosts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scary movies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[terror]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1832</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night I watched some movies called pair a Normal Activities. There wasn&#8217;t nothing normal about the activities what happened in those movies, though. I was so scared I was hugging my pillow. And one time when the demon made a loud noise, I unloaded a pile of toad grease in my knickers and I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>I am ass frito</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/i-am-ass-frito/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/i-am-ass-frito/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[God hates me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ass Frito]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1826</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My name is Booger Sanchez. I am ass frito.  I am homosexual (gay) man. I want to become a catholic priest and a negro. I am a sexy cross dresser. I like to finger my cousin (boyfriend). I am a good pet owner. I love all poeple, including the gays (since I am one), negroes, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>I got my butt filled by a sexy man using just words.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/i-got-my-butt-filled-by-a-sexy-man-using-just-words/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/i-got-my-butt-filled-by-a-sexy-man-using-just-words/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[butt sex]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1821</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I found a new way to introduce myself to men what I find attractive. I tell them I have a $50 bill hidden in my turd canal, and they can have it if they can find it. I&#8217;ve spent $650 this week, but it has been worth it.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-22/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-22/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1819</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;HOW DARE YOU? YOU DO KNOW THAT CHILDREN COULD INADVERTENTLY SEE THIS FILTHY SITE, RIGHT?&#8221; &#8211; Anonymous]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-21/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-21/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1809</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Lev. 18:22, You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.&#8221; &#8211; Anonymous Christian gay hater.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-20/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-20/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 19:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1802</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You are an abomination and unwelcome. I have reported your site.&#8221; &#8211; Anca L.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Does anybody want the excess semen in my corn blinker?</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/does-anybody-wnt-the-excess-semen-in-my-corn-blinker/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/does-anybody-wnt-the-excess-semen-in-my-corn-blinker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fetching and felching]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1581</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was watching the startrek tonight, and I think it would be fun to get felched by a klingon. They seem agressive and sexy.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-19/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-19/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1768</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What kind of a person would create a site like this?&#8221; &#8211; Lanie R.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>If you join the military you are a whore and you better love boners</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/if-you-join-the-military-you-are-a-whore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/if-you-join-the-military-you-are-a-whore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[beaners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[being a crack whore.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[being a whore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chugging bone]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1779</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple a days ago, I went to the VA hospital to find out why I ain&#8217;t been getting my checks. I am a vetnam vetaren, so I get paid for shooting Charlie. But I guess the jokes on me because I stepped on a landmind when I was over there and it blowed off [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-18/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-18/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1751</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Fags are like cattle. The only thing they&#8217;re good for is being slaughtered.&#8221; &#8211; Anonymous gay hater]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-18/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Things not to do with your penus.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/things-not-to-do-with-your-penus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/things-not-to-do-with-your-penus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[butt sex]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[backfire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[male birth control]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[semen retention]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1583</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a ex lover named Hosni Mubarak Jackson. He&#8217;s pretty sexy (africo-american) and he is a dominant homo. Anyways, hosni started dating another older man recently and they was getting pretty heavy. But the older man wouldn&#8217;t put out no anus because he wasn&#8217;t on the birth control pill. Hosni is a pretty horny [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>My new boyfriend (jacob black) is sexy and tender</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-jacob-black/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-jacob-black/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 02:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[boyfriend]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tailor Lauther]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1740</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;SHUT THE FUCK UP GAY .  ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!&#8221; &#8211; Jacob Black, gay person]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>My dad&#8217;s sphincter is a philosopher and a theologian</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/my-dads-sphincter-is-a-philosopher-and-a-theologian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/my-dads-sphincter-is-a-philosopher-and-a-theologian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[anal terrorism]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God hates me]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1788</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I think my dad prays with his asspipe, because every time he makes a turdburp out of his furry anus he says &#8220;Jesus Christ.&#8221; I never knew my dad loved the lord, but I guess he does. I wish he would just go to church though, because when he starts feeling holy, it makes the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-17/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-17/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fat]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1729</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;what up, homo? Suck any dick today?&#8221; &#8211; DJ]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Diet is threatening my beautiful breasts.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/diet-is-threatening-my-beautiful-breast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/diet-is-threatening-my-beautiful-breast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dickandballs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ice cutters]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[light bulbs]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1725</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[@hudsonhott Why come medifast diet is making my fake #tits shrink? Is it because I have sack of #woolly #balls? I don&#8217;t want to lose my purdy #breasts. http://assfrito.com]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Peanut butter, meet my dog&#8217;s tongue.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/peanut-butter-meet-my-dogs-tongue/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/peanut-butter-meet-my-dogs-tongue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ASPCA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bacon grease]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dickandballs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[loving pet owner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peanut butter and dogs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[balls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bestiality]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[licking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pleasure]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1722</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s national peanut butter day. My dog&#8217;s tongue and my flesh cork are about to get to #celebrating. http://assfrito.com]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-16/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-16/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fat]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1712</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hey asshole, some people have a problem with their weight and can&#8217;t fucking help it! Why don&#8217;t you stop being so mean?&#8221; &#8211; Anonymous fat person]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>When I rub my happy knob I go cross-eyed and see God</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/when-i-rub-my-happy-knob-i-go-cross-eyed-and-see-god/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/when-i-rub-my-happy-knob-i-go-cross-eyed-and-see-god/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bible]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christianity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God hates me]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[question everything]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1709</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[#AsAKid I loved #masturbating to #Bible passages. My #semen will always belong to the #Jesus. http://assfrito.com]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Some words are like grease and turkey shit on my lips</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/some-words-are-like-turkey-grease-and-turkey-shit-on-my-lips/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/some-words-are-like-turkey-grease-and-turkey-shit-on-my-lips/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[little chunks of corn]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1705</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am in the mood to use the words #nigger, #vomit, and #corndog in the same tweet. People seem to like those words. http://assfrito.com]]></description>
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		<title>How to squeeze two hogs into a pair of socks.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/how-to-squeeze-two-hogs-into-a-pair-of-socks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/how-to-squeeze-two-hogs-into-a-pair-of-socks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dad]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=453</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today I was putting on a pair of my skinny pants and I was jumping up and down and sucking in my junk. Then one a my buttons popped and hummed across the room and hit my dad in the eye. He put his hand on his face, bent over and squealed like a pig. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Burning homo calories is good for my legs.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/burning-homo-calories-is-good-for-my-legs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/burning-homo-calories-is-good-for-my-legs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[exercise]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[homos]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[corpulent]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1702</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[#TheBestPartOfMyDayWas putting on my #panties and a #bra and doing the #JustinTimberlake &#8220;wet n&#8217; wiggly&#8221; workout. assfrito.com]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>I think I have a new boyfriend</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/i-think-i-have-a-new-boyfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/i-think-i-have-a-new-boyfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[anal terrorism]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[boyfriend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[butt sex]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lap dance]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1699</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[#ItMakesMeSmileWhen I think about @AHM4D98 #squealing with glee as he #bounces up and down on my tender #hog meat. http://assfrito.com]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ass Frito Hate Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-15/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/ass-frito-hate-mail-15/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hate mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homos]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1660</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Lev. 20:13, &#8216;If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them.&#8217; Go to hell where you belong, faggot.&#8221; &#8211; Anonymous fag hater]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sometimes corn don&#8217;t taste so good</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/sometimes-corn-dont-taste-so-good/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/sometimes-corn-dont-taste-so-good/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[corn]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[eating fecal material]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1544</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When my friend Meatpie sees a purdy girl, sometimes he says &#8216;I would eat the corn outta her shit.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know why he says that. Anyways, the other day I ate a can of del monte corn. Then later that day, I humped out a pile of goat meal. After I was done (before [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Important biographical info: I love my mother earth</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/i-love-my-motherearth/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/i-love-my-motherearth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[earth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[environment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[little chunks of corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mother nature]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[doing my part]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pitch in]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1685</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[#30thingsaboutme #Recycling is important to me and thats why I eat my #scabs, #boogers, #dandruff, and #earwax. http://assfrito.com]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Important biographical info: my favorite sports is goat rassling and love making</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/my-favorite-sports-is-goat-rassling-and-love-making/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/my-favorite-sports-is-goat-rassling-and-love-making/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[homos]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1683</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[#30thingsaboutme Being crowned #queen at the #homo #rodeo was important to my growth as a person (and a human being). http://assfrito.com]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Connect the dots is wonderful foreplay</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/connect-the-dots-is-wonderful-foreplay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/connect-the-dots-is-wonderful-foreplay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[anus]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[I know somebody who needs therapy real bad]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1680</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[#30thingsaboutme I find butt acne extremely attractive. http://assfrito.com]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>It&#8217;s hard to shake your head and pinch your ass cheeks at the same time.</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/its-hard-to-shake-your-head-and-pinch-your-ass-cheeks-at-the-same-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/its-hard-to-shake-your-head-and-pinch-your-ass-cheeks-at-the-same-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[anal rape]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.assfrito.com/?p=1677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[#ThingsThatMakeMeSMH &#8211; When my uncle Fred #ejaculates in my turd canal when he knows I&#8217;m not on the #birthcontrol. http://assfrito.com]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.assfrito.com/its-hard-to-shake-your-head-and-pinch-your-ass-cheeks-at-the-same-time/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mr. Popper&#8217;s Penguins sucks so bad I almost killed my dog</title>
		<link>http://www.assfrito.com/mr-poppers-penguins-sucks-so-bad-i-almost-killed-my-dog/</link>
		<comments>http://www.assfrito.com/mr-poppers-penguins-sucks-so-bad-i-almost-killed-my-dog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ass Frito</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movie Reviews]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watching Mr. Popper&#8217;s Penguins was like having 10 paranna fish put in my anus with no anasthesia. Jim Cary should commit suicide immediately to save the world from the risk of him ever making another movie this bad again. Fuck Jim Cary.]]></description>
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